OMGWUT

jetpakz:

So I’m playing L4D2  (If you don’t know what that shit is, GET EDUCATED quick!)

and a bunch of thoughts occurred to me…

1. how is it that 4 immune people magically find eachother?

2. how the fuck can you carry so much ammo, I mean, c’mon yeah it’s a game and thank god you CAN carry that much ammo, but in real life you’d be fuuucked.

3. If I got turned into a zombie I’d wanna be a hunter.. So do you get to pick what you want to be when you’re infected errr what? or are there certain unknown requirements? like If I wore a hood everyday would I be a hunter? or If I was extremely tall would I be a smoker? Or hella obese would I be a boomer? Or a slut, would I be a spitter, Or a midget would I be a jockey, or if I was a hillbilly would I be a Charger, or if I was an athlete on steroids would I be a Tank?? hmm…

4. Why the fuck does help take a million years to reach you!!!!!! like damn, zombies are trying to eat out my flesh buuuut you take your sweetass time.

5. How the fuck does the horde find you?! you know those random times when I horde just comes out of no where, liiike wtf?!

6. so… the Spitter was a slut right.. I mean “spitter” come on now.. Where’s the swallower at?

7. Why don’t the zombies BITE YOU!?!? If you’ve played, have you noticed how they just hit you, like wtffff???

8. Umm… hmm.. what else… Why do zombies go after the pipe bomb? is it the light… is it the sound.. what?

9. Why the fuck are your teammates so dumb?